Army Headgear Change Kicks Off April
Apr 01 2011
Defying Conventional Wisdom
The Army has released a statement this morning that they are, once again, changing the standard headgear for Soldiers. Following their decision last year to change from greens to blues in their dress uniforms, today saw an announcement that there is a change to headgear as well. In an homage to the days of horse cavalry, the black beret will be replaced by a dark blue Stetson:
This move challenges public (and rival military branches) perceptions that the Army has no sense of humor.
A New Era
From the announcement:
“We figure the Stetson will be popular with the troops,” said Sgt. Maj. Bob S. Stone, Army Uniform Board headgear task force president. “It’s been a while since we have changed the headgear, so it’s time. Plus a Stetson is functional and down right American.”
But reminiscent of the controversial switch from the garrison cap to the black beret, the Army faces opposition from one community deeply opposed to losing its special identity with the Stetson – the Armor branch.
“Why in the heck are they doing to us what they did to the snake-eaters?” asked one officer familiar with the board’s deliberations. “If you ain’t Cav, you ain’t ought to be wearing a Cav hat. That just ain’t right.”
But the sheer functionality of the wide-brimmed American-classic Stetson won over the majority of the board.
“You can keep the sun out of your eyes, the hat won’t melt to your head on a sunny day, and female Soldiers can tuck long hair under a Stetson a lot easier than with the current beret,” says Stone. “Plus we’ve already gone back to blue jackets for the service dress uniform. The Stetson actually completes the look.”
A vibrant discussion of the move is taking place on Facebook, with many commentators outraged at the change and the rest fully cognizant of what day it is.
The last line of the press release should have been enough of a clue, but who reads that far in an article?
The Army’s official adoption date of the Stetson will be April Fool’s Day, 2012.
Look forward to seeing this in email form without the last sentence in a few weeks. MOAA will be lobbying the Navy to follow this lead and return to their Cocked Hat roots.
Obviously kidding.
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